Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gaya
labour charge 800 rupaiye..
Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!
Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer tha to meri bhi nahin thi!
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Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
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Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.
Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
6 doston ki suhaag raat k baad next day
baat cheet..
1st bola: “Meri BV to Nokia 1110 jaisi
hai.. Jese mrzi use kro”.
2nd: “Mere BV 3310 nikli.. 36 saal ka
purana model”.
3rd: “Meri BV N95.. Zara piyar se chalana
parta hai”.
4th: “Meri BV to Blackberry hai.. Got
everything but complicated”.
5th: “Meri BV saali china mobile hai..
Pehli raat main behosh ho gae”.
6th: “Bechara Rotey hove bola.. Oy yaro
lut gya,
barbad ho gya, Mera set khula hua
nikla??
3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se
kehta hai Mai
apko kesa lagta hun….??
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Miss: so sweet
. Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju……??
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Miss: wo q ??
. Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye…;)
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Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O
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Baccha .
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Tution padhane ke liye…, miss aap
bhi na Qasam
se TV dekh dekh k kharab ho gai
hain…
Un dino kafi dar lgta tha
nachna
gana
khelna
kodna
uff
bahar jana
geelay pan ka dar….
Phr mjy mila
bas 25 RS me
MOBILE COVER
ab barish k dino me b azadi se apna mobile hr wqt
apne 7 rkh skti or enjoy kr skti hn:-)
Lekin 1 dafa phr apki soch ko salam hy…..!
1 Bacha Raat Ko Apne Uncle or Aunti K Room
Mein Gia or Jate Hi Herat Zada Ho K Bola:
“Aunti Khud ko Dekho kia ker Rahi ho
Mujhe SIRF Angutha Choosne Per Marti Ho?
Or Khud itna Bara
*
AAM Choos Rahi ho”
HAPPY MANGO SEASON
IN ADVANCE,.
Girl:
Tum Larke Humen Bachi Q Bolte Ho.
Boy:
Iss Ka 1 Reason Hai.
Girl:
Kya
Boy:
Hum Ne Bachpan Me Hi PAMPER Pehnna Chor Dya Tha
Maa Ki Aankh
Laga Pogo.
Aj to tu dekhay ga.
Boss 2 Secrtary: chaey (tea)Bana do.
Secrtary: Sir Sugar kitni?
Boss: 2 Spoon.
Secrtary:
Doodh kitna?
Boss:
DoodH bus Dikha do me khudDaal longa…!!