Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.
“Mun Me Pani Aana”
Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,
Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
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Sweetest kiss : Sar par
Loveliest kiss : Galo par
Romantic kiss : Hontho par
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The hottest kiss :
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Bike ke Silencer par…
Try karo.
“DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI !” 😛
Girl: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho
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Me: Mene AaJ Tak Kisi Ladki Ko Kiss Nahi Kiya
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Girl: Ro Mat Mujhe Kiss Karle
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After Kiss
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Girl: Ab Itna Hass Kyu Rahe Ho
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Me: Mene ese hi Ro-Ro Ke Sare
Mohalle Ki Ladkiyo Ko Kiss Kiya 😛
Many problems will be resolved
quickly and smoothly when you
take them to ALLAH in prayer,
Jumma Mubarak
Today is Friday the day of acceptance of Dua! I pray to ALLAH 4 you and your family a good health, long life, brilliant success, Barkat-e-Kaseer in your Jan-o-Mal, Izzat-o-Iqbal, Eeman, Sehat, Aaulad, Rizq, Elm and Umr and all joys of life which you hav ever wished. *AMEEN* JUMMA MUBARAK
Momin K Liye To Jan-E-Hasti Hay NAMAZ
Iman Ki Aghosh Me Basti Hay NAMAZ
Milti Nahi Mehshar Me Kisi B Qeemat Par
O Zindagi Walon Parh Lo Abhi Sasti Hay Namaz
Jumma Mubarak
Ek Bhootni Haircut Karane Gayi
Insaan Ke Bhesh Me
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Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hoon!
Aisa Kya Kaha Bhootni Ne K Barber Behosh Ho Gya???
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Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Rahi Hoon,
Step cut kar Dena
Baad Mein Le Jaungie !!
Boss- Tumhari ability?
Lady secretary-
Young hoon,
Dynamic hoon,
Sincere hoon,
Honest hoon,
Hardworking hoon,
Qualified hoon,
Experienced hoon,
Deserving hoon,
Typing janti hoon,
File sahi rakhti hoon,
Computer me expert hoon,
Thoda accounts bhi janti hoon,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: modern khayalat ki hoon,
Disease free aur healthy hoon,
Khana bhi accha pakati hoon,
Sabse Jaruri Baat ki
Apne flat me akeli rehti hoon…!
Boss: bas kar pagli,
ab kya joinning ke Din promotion legi!!
1 Larki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli.
Company Nay Socha Achanak Btaya Tou Larki Khushi Say
Mar Sakti Ha.
Company Nay Aik Baba Ko Ye Kam Dya K
Aisay Batao K Wo Khushi Say Mar Na Jaye…
Baba Nay Ja K Us Larki Say Kaha,
Farz Kro Ap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inam Niklay Tou Ap Kia Kro Gi?
Larki: Ap K Samnay Dance Karoongi,
Ap Say Pyar Karoongi,
Shadi Kr Lungi.
Yehi Nhi Adha Inam Bhi Day Doongi…
Sala BABA Hi Khushi Say Mar Gaya…
Ek Ladki,
ek din Art Gallery dekhne
Jati Hai
Aur
Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak
Tasveer Ko Aap Modern
Art Kehte Ho !?
Maalik : Meri Maa
Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa,
Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.