Husabnd:”Janu Ek Kiss Kar Lu.. ??
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Wife:”Nahi,,
Husband:”Saree La Dunga,,
Wife:”Bilkul Nahi,,
Husband:”Jwelle -Ry La Dunga,,
Wife:”Ek Baar Bola Na Nahi,,
Pass Me Soya Hua Beta Bola,,
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“Meri Le Lo Cycle Hi La Dena”:p
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….. Nice words….. …
Jis ko Allah ne dua ki tofeeq di ho… …
Wo qabooliat se mehroom nahi reh sakta… …
Jise Allah astaghfaar ki tofeeq de… …
wo maghfirat se mehroom nahi reh sakta… …
Aur… …
Jis ko Allah shukar ki tofeeq ata kar de… …
wo naimat se mehroom nahi reh sakta….
Allah ne apne noor ka jalwa dikha diya,
Sab Noor ko mila k Muhammad bna diya,
Humse zyada hoga kon khush naseeb Dunya me
K Rab ne hmko unka Ummti bna diya.
Boy : How r u sweetheart ?
girl : not good
boy : why? what happened?
girl : i have cold
boy : what???how ?
girl : i had ice cream
boy : r u mad ???
i had told u not to eat ice cream in this season ,,, you are crazy??
look into my eyes what the hell u think you are? don’t you’ve brain??
you aren’t kid, cant u just take care of your self??? stupid idiot.. girl smiled,,
hugged him n said “Love U a Lot”
boy : what’s happening here? will u please tell me
girl : just loved it whenever u scold me that’s why I ate ice-cream so that you’ll scold me
boy :stupid idiot I LOVE U too…!!
my eyes miss you,
my feeling love you,
my hand need you,
my mind call you,
my heart just for you.
i will die without you,
because i love you…
Even if you don’t listen to me
I will shout loud and say that I love you
Even if you don’t stop by me
I will chase you down to say that I love you ♥ ♥ ♥
Pati :- darling kya tum mere
sath gym jana pasand karogi ?
Patni :- tum kehna kya chahte
ho mai moti hogayi ?
Pati :- ok , pasand nahi to mat
chalo.
Patni :- kehna kya chahte ho
mai lazy hu .
Pati :- uff gussa kuy ho rahi ho
janu
Patni :- tumhara matlb hai ki
mai hamesa jhagarti hu
Pati :- maine aisa to nahi bola
babu
Patni :- achcha to mai jhuti hu
Pati :- ok. Baba mat chalo,
Mai akela chale jata hu
Patni :- ruko ruko, akele kuy
jana chahte ho ?
Larkiyo Ki Specialty…!!
UK: Dressing..!!
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Spain: Beautiful..!!
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America: Stylish..!!
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Italy: Friendly..!!
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Brazil: Hot..!!
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Indian: Kuch Ho Na Ho Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi
Kami Nahi Milegi..
Me: pata hai tu mere liye kitni important hai?
GF: kitni?
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Me: Tata Namak jitni, Toothpaste se lekar Dinner
tak bas tu hi tu.. 😛
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