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Boy 2 Grl: Shadi K Liye Kon C Date Rakhain?
Girl: Hichkchate Huay.. 22 DEC
Boy: Koi Khas Wja?
Girl: Shrmatay Huay.. Suna Hai Saal Ki Sab Se Lmbi Raat Hoti Hai..

‘Bachi To Nahi Thi Bhar Poor Jawan Thi Wo.
Jb Daalney Laga Me To
Thori Pareshan Thi Wo
Huwa Dard Usay Itna k Seh Na Saki Wo
Khoon Nikalta Dekh kr Roney Lagi wo
Taaklef Itni Hoi Chilla k Boli Bahir Nikalo
Please Baray Size ki Chooriyan Mere Hathon Me Dalo.
(OYE HELLO! MAI GANDAY SMS NHI KRTA)’

MARD aur AURAT ka
Rishta B Sala Ajeeb H…
Dur Raho To JUDAI..
Aur paas raho to
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To LADAI
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Haa bhai
Jo aap soch rahe ho wo bhi Hota h.

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

Ladkiyan Aapas me Gale milte waqt kya Sochti hai??
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Ki Uske Kitne Bade Ho Gaye hai!!!
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PATA nahi Kaunsa ShampoO Use
karti Hogi.:P
BUT I Like the way u Think. . .:D 😀

‘Uffo Kia Kerte Ho
Duur Hat Jao
Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia
Soche Ga ??
Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?
Uff Abi Nhi Krona
Akele Me Krna
NAAK SAAF ;
Hamesha Ganda Sochna’

Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.

1 larka Larki se puchta hai k:
Bachay kese hote hain/
Larki :
chup..!!!
Larka :
Batao Na plz:p
Larki :
Nahi pata ab mat pchna ..!!
Larka :
Aray bewaqoof itna bhi nahi pata . . .
Bachay Shararti hote ain.
Moral :-
Girls hamesha boys ko galat hi samjhti hain .’

‘HONT jab *HONT* say milay to kya hota hai ?
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toba.toba.toba
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Toba.toba.toba.
Kya kya soch rahe ho.
“PAGAL”
Moo bund hota hai ’

1 larka or larki
ki shadi hui to
ap yaqeen karo k
dosre din hi

un

ka
bacha
hua

khana
kharab hogya
fridge me nhi rakha tha na:-D’