Kya Fark Hai Dosti Aur Mohabbat Mein……..???
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Rehte To Dono Dil Mein Hi Hain
Lekin,
Fark Bas Itna Hai….
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Barson Baad Milne Par
Mohabbat Nazar chura leti h or dost seEne se
laga lete hain 
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The way yOu lo0k into my eyes..!!
it scares me.!!
The way u say i lovE y0u..!!
it scares me..!!
The way u know just what to say..!
it scares me.!!
The ways u scare me
i lOve it.!!
Wish you a: Jolly January
Fantastic February
Marvellous March
Awesome April
Magnificent May
Joyous June
Juicy July
Aromatic August
Scintillating September
Outstanding October
Nice November
Delightful December
Have a jolly good New Year!
18 year old boy : Will u be my
gf…???
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18 year old girl : No, get lost…
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5 year old boy : Will u be my
gf…???
18 year old girl : Awwwwwww So
sweet…
yes yes,
i will…
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Hey bhagwan, jiske muh me
danth nahi
usi ko
khana kyu dete ho.. 😛
Teacher – Aj der se aane ka kya bahana socha hai???
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Student – Sorry Sir!! aj me itna tez daud kar aya ki.. bahana sochne ka mauka hi nhi mila !!
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly..
Somehow, Not Only For Christmas,
But All The Long Year Through,
The Joy That You Give To Others,
Is The Joy That Comes Back To
You. And The More You Spend In
Blessing, The Poor And Lonely
And Sad, The More Of Your Heart’s
Possessing, Returns To You Glad.
Chupke se Chand ki Roshni Choo Jae ap ko!
Dheeray se ye Hawa kuch keh Jae ap ko
Dil se Jo Chahte
Ho Mang lo KHUDA se
Hum Dua Karein Ge
K Wo Mil Jae Aap Ko.
Happy Chand Raat & Eid Mubarak..!!
?*?dAbAngg StUdEnT?*?
Paper se darr nai lgta sahab.
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.Result se lgta hai..
1 Bacha Dabang dekh kar aaya:
School men sir:
Tmhre saare answers galat hen marks den to kahan?
Bacha:
Kamal Krte Hen Master Ji
Marks Hi To Mang Rhe Hen
Chup Chap De Do Warna Thapar Maar K Bhi Le Sakte Hen.
Sir:
Begairat.
Bacha:
Begairat Se Yaad Aaya
Apke Papa Kaise Hen?
Sir:
Nikal ja meri class se.
Bacha:
Chup Chap Se Marks De Do
Warna Answer Sheet Men Itne Chhed Karenge Ke Confuje Ho Jaoge Ke Marks Kahan Den Or Zero Kahan Den…!’