Aaj Mere SchooL Me paRents – teaCHErS MeatinG thI
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AAj Papa ke Jawab se Dil Khush ho Gya
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TeaCher – Apka Beta Padhta Nai hai , Ghar pe Mehnat
Karwao
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Dad- Ghar Pe PadheGa to Fb KoN kareGa? ?
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DusRi BAat agar Ye Ghar M Padhta To Ham isko School Kyu
Bhejte , Ghar m Na Padhate ? ?
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TeEsRi BAat Agar Ghar M padhega
to SchoOL M FB ALLOW hai Kya’? ?
Mujhe Meri GF Ne Hurt Kiya Toh Dil
Krta Tha K
Dunia Hi Chhor Doon …..
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Lekin,
Phir Mane Dil Ko Samjhaya
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Yaar tere se Facebook to Chhoda Nhi
Jata,
Duniya kya ghanta chhodega…..:P
Kuchh ladkiya
to shaadi isliye bhi kar leti hai…
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ki shaadi wali pic pe 500 likes mil jayenge 
Kanjoos Baap ki bete ne kha:
“Papa meri girlfiend pregnant ho gayi h.
70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke.”
Kanjoos ne chup chap rupaye de diye.
3 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
“Meri girlfriend pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye de diye.
5 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli:
“Papa, I am pregnant.!”
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
“Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki….
1 ladki ka college ke 1 ladke se chakkar tha
Ladki-Jaan tum mughe Rani kyo kahte ho?
Ladka haskar bola-kyoki Nokarani kahna lamba ho jata hai
Ladki- Pta hai me tumko Jaan kyo kahti hu?
Ladka-Kyo?
Ladki-haskar boli-kyoki Jaanwar kahna lamba ho jata hai
1 person ne 1 ungli se 7 admi ko just 7 second me upar pahucha diya
Superman-No
Spiderman-No
Batman-NO
Rajnikant-No
Batao kaise ?
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Lift se yaar Q Apna kamjor dimag par jor dete ho. .
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
6 doston ki suhaag raat k baad next day
baat cheet..
1st bola: “Meri BV to Nokia 1110 jaisi
hai.. Jese mrzi use kro”.
2nd: “Mere BV 3310 nikli.. 36 saal ka
purana model”.
3rd: “Meri BV N95.. Zara piyar se chalana
parta hai”.
4th: “Meri BV to Blackberry hai.. Got
everything but complicated”.
5th: “Meri BV saali china mobile hai..
Pehli raat main behosh ho gae”.
6th: “Bechara Rotey hove bola.. Oy yaro
lut gya,
barbad ho gya, Mera set khula hua
nikla??
3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se
kehta hai Mai
apko kesa lagta hun….??
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Miss: so sweet
. Baccha: To phir mai apne ammi
abbu ko aap ke
ghar kab bheju……??
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Miss: wo q ??
. Bacha: q ki wo hamari baat aage
chalaye…;)
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Miss: ye kya bakwas hai.. :O
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Baccha .
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Tution padhane ke liye…, miss aap
bhi na Qasam
se TV dekh dekh k kharab ho gai
hain…
Teacher : 2 and 2 kitne hote hai ???
Pappu: (fingers pe gin ke 1-2-3-4): Mam 4
Teacher : Good, par ungliyo pe gine bina bato,
apne hath pichhe karo and batao 3 and 3 kitne?
Pappu: Mam ! six ..
Teacher : Good , par tum abhi bhi fingers pe gin rahe ho. ,
hands pocket me rakho and batao 5 and 5 kitne ?
Pappu : Mam! ELEVEN
Teacher : Get Out from the class
jisko samaj aaya wo thoko like baki pogo to he hi