Kanjoos Baap ki bete ne kha:
“Papa meri girlfiend pregnant ho gayi h.
70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke.”
Kanjoos ne chup chap rupaye de diye.
3 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
“Meri girlfriend pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye de diye.
5 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli:
“Papa, I am pregnant.!”
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
“Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki….