( Y.T.E.M.A.H.R )
Is Alphabets ko Setting Kar Ke
1 Romantic Word Banta hai.
Ye Wo Bana Sakta hai Jis Ne Kisi
ko Pyar Kya Ho.
It’s Challenge for You Reply Must.
Answer:
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I m
sending
this guitar
2 play
a song
4 u to
have a
luvely & melodious NITE.
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Har Pal
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L___\ IL SE
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|___”_”] AILAHA
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|_ | LL’ALLAH
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| OHAMMAD_ur
|__|’v’|__|Rasool
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/ / \LLAH
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Le k Pehla Pehla Pyar
Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar
Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai
Tera Humsafar
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Kbi Shehar Jana
Kbi Gaon Jana
Kbi is raste Jana
Kbi us raste Jana
Shahi Swari bhej Rhi hon
Mza na Aye to utr Jana
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CNG, Petrol, Diesel
kuch nhi
Sirf 10Rs ki Ghaas khilana
or
poooora din chalana
east or west khota is the best.
2 Girls In TRAIN
1st: Tmhy kesa Husbnd Chahyie
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2nd: CrorePati
1st: Agr Crorepati Na mila tou??
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2nd: Tou 50 Lakh k 2 Chalen gy
1st: Agr wo na Mily Tou??
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2nd: Phr 25 lakh k 4 chalengy.
Upar Birth Pe Laita Larka Bola:
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Jb ye 1000 rupay pe Aa Jaye To Mujhe Jaga Lena. 🙂 :
Ek Larkay Ne Ufone Helpline Pe Cal Ki..
Girl: Assalam o Alaikum Ufone Helpline Ji Farmaiye Sir…
Boy: Kya Ap Muj se Shadi Karna Chahti Hain?
Girl: G Ap Ne Ghalat Numbr Dial Kar Diya Hai..
Boy: Nai Ap Bataayen Ap Muj se Shadi Karien Gi?
Girl: G Main Shadi Mai Interested Nai Houn..
Boy: Love Marriage Ya Arrange Marriage?
Girl: Not Interested
Boy: Honeymoon Switzerland Ho Ga.
Girl: Ap ko Samaj Nai Ata K Mujey Shadi Nai Karni To Phir Kiyo Mujey Bar Bar Offer Dey Rahey Hain…
Boy: Madam Ab Ap ko Andaza Howa Hoga K Jab Ap ki Company Ki Taraf Se Bar Bar Offers K Sms Atey Hain To Hamhein Kitna Ghussa Ata hai .
मुझको देश की गरीबी का असली एहसास तो तब हुआ…
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मोटर साइकिल साफ़ करने का कपड़ा भी कोई चुरा के ले गया.
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सुबह सुबह दिन बनजाये। 😛😛