Hum To Nikle The
Talash-e-Ishq
Me Tanhaiyo Se Darr Kar.
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Magar…..
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Garmi bohot thi!
hum Shikanji pi kr wapas aa gaye.
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Umar ki raah me raaste badal jaate
hai,
Waqt ki andhi me insaan badal jaate
hai.
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Sochte hai padh padh k record tod
denge,
Lekin books kholte he iraade badal
jaate hai
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU
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muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo. 😛
Grl Frnd: Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kr rhi hn
Mjhe Bhul Jao,
Boy Frnd: Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Meri Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam ….
Poem on “TAJMAHAL”by
3 diff. People.
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BACHELOR-
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MILTI.
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LOVER-
Taqdir hai mgar kismt nhi khulti, Mumtaz milgai hai,
Magar shadi nhi KARTI.
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MARRIED-
Taqdir hai magar kismat nhi khulti,
Taj Mahal banana chahta hu,Magar Mumtaz nhi MARTI.
Life mein kbhi bhi
Dukh milen
Ghum milen
apnay ansuon ko beh janay dena unhain rokna mt
Kyon k
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Rukay huay pani mein he Dengue machar anday deta ha
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>))>
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Smjhay kuch
Mortein mat jala k sonay walon :p
Aise kon si cheez hai jo insan ko
khanay k baad pta chalta hai k woh kha
chuka hai or yaqeen phr bhi nhi ata
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Chamaat
Relative: Kya kar rahe ho aajkal?
Me: Jee, social networking.
Relative: Mera matlab jeene ke liye kya karte ho?
Me: Jee, Saans leta hoon
Hostel student to his frnd:- “yaar dhoka
ho gya Dhoka”
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Frnd:- kya ho gaya…??
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Student:- “yar ghar se books k liye
paise
mangvaaye the,
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gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.
Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??
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Boy: Uncle theek hu,
Buzurg: Parhai kaisi chal rahi hai??
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Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah
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Buzurg: Matlab??
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Boy: Allah ke bharose 😛