Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai. . . .?
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Pappu – Hathi.
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Sir – Nalayak,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?
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Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai..
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Sir – Shabashhhh….
“Hathi” sahi jawab hai. ! 😛
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Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena 😛
“Apple iPhone 6 launched in India at Rs. 53,500.00
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mene papa ko kaha papa mughe iPhone 6 chiye.
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Papa ne kaha- beta etne me to 1 bike+5 months ka petrol aa jayega
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Mene moka pe choka mara – accha papa to wahe khrid do
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Papa Shocked but me Rock……..”
Aaj Mene
2 Kasam Khai Hai
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1) Parai Ladki
Pe Najar Nahi Dalunga
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2) Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko
Parai Nahi Manunga
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likh
Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . .
Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din
Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din
Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se
Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din Happy anniversary
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
“Happy Anniversary”
Bhai ko bhai se juda kr deti hai “GF”
Ma ko baity se juda kr deti hai “GF”
Bv ko shohar se Lara deti hai “GF”
Insan ko dunya se juda kr deti hai “GF”
Ghar mai jhagra paida kr deti hai “GF”
“GF” say murad “Ghalat Fehmi” hai jo es waqt aap ko howi!
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Girl Frind to bechari Masoom hoti hai.
Boyfriend- Mujhe maaf kar do
Maine tumse chupaya.meri mangni
ho chuki hai,
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Girlfriend- Aray koi baat nahi
Chalo aao aaj main tumhe apne
bachchon se milwati hoon… 😛
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