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Ek baar pappu bank me gaya
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Kamino mere ko A/C kholna hai..
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Lady:- Tameez se baat kijiye,
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Pappu : Tameez ki maa ki aankh.
Account kon kholega wo bata,
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Lady manager ko complaint karne gayi.
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Manager:- kyu batameezi kar rahe ho ? …
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Pappu: Batameezi ki maa ki ankh,
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meri 100 crore ki lotery lagi hai
battao account kaun kholega,:D
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Manager: arrey sir, aap bhi kaha is chudel
se baat kar rahe ho,
Mai yaha kya aisi tesi krwane betha hun,
plzz come Sir .. PLzz =))
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Paisa bolta hai boss

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A Perfect Girl:
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Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
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Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt
Karti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, .
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
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Aur
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Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai 😛

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Nokarani Vs Ghar Ki Malkin
Nokrani Say Bartan Toot Gaye..
Maalkin Nay Kaha: Kameeni Ye Kia Kya Tum Nay?
Bacha: Mama Ye Kameeni Kia Hota Ha?
Maa: Ye Sochtay Huway K Bacha Gali Na Seekh Lay,
Keh Dia: “Sehatmand”
Aglay Din Our Bartan Toot Gaye.
Malkin Nay Phr Say Gali Day Di Us Ko:
Begairat Phr Bartan Tor Dya …
Bacha: Maa Begairat Kya Hota Ha?
Maa: Kamzor …
1 Din Bachay Ki Naani Beemar Ho Gaye..
Bacha Maa K Saath Naani Ko Daiknay Gaya
Our Kehnay Laga Ammi,
Pehlay Nani Kitni Kameeni Thi,
Ab Kitni Begairat Hoti Ja Rahi Ha…

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Life me Kbi humari dosti K bare me shak ho,,,

To Akele me 1 siKa uchalna!!!

Agr head ho to “WE ARE BEST FRIENDS”

Aur tail ho to….
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Palat dena
yaar,,,

AKele me Kon deKhta hai…:D

…Dedicated to My Sweet Friendzzz…..

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“L” is 12th letter of alphabets
“O” is 15th
“V” is 22nd
“E” is 5th
Total of “LOVE” is 54
But Similarly
“F” is 6th
“R” is 18th
“I” is 9th
“E” is 5th
“N” is 14th
“D” is 4th
“S” is 19th
“H” is 8th
“I” is 9th
“P” is 16th
Total of “FRIENDSHIP” is 108
Exactly twice of 54 (LOVE)
So, The FRIENDSHIP is twice the Value of LOVE.

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Agar Aap Fight Kar K Maar Kha Ke Ghar Aate Hai To Ghar ke Logo Ka Reaction:D
Ur dad: chal chor, ab us ladke k paas mat
jaana.
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Ur mom: Aare Mere bete ka kya haal kar dia.
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Ur sister: bhaiya Dard ho raha hai Kya…..??
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But Friend says.
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Gaadi Nikaal Saaale ko ghar se nikal ke
marenge chal.. :@
Friends always Rocks..

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Life Means.
1 Shaam, 4 Dost, 4 glass, 1 Table..
Life Means..
4 Bike, 12 Dost, Chhutte Paise, Sunsan Rasta..
Life Means,
School Ke Dost, Pakaau Lecture, Bench Bajana, Lunch Ki Ladaai..
Life Means..
Phone Nahi Uthane Pe Dosto Ki Gaali, Aur Sorry Bolne Pe Fir 1 Gali..
Life Means.
Saalo Baad 1 Purane Dost Ka Msg, Dhool Me Padhi Hui Group Photo..Aur Aankhon Me Pani.
Har Friend Zaroori Nahi, Balki Zindgi Hota Hai..

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