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Msg received… salary credited to ur a/c
Me:yipeeee..
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Home EMI auto debited..
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Car loan EMI auto debited..
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Credit card bill auto debited..
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Phone bill auto debited..
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Electricity bill auto debited..
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LIC EMI auto debited..
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Medical insurance EMI debited..
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Your a/c. Babaji ka thullu

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Six Amazing facts:-
1. 90% of ppl in myanmar dont drink milk
2. Snake’s vision is upto 5 km.
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4. No twins hav been born til now in switzerland.
5. Zebra doesn’t hav liver.
6. All these details r false.
Thanx 4 belivng 4 a while,
Tody is not april 1, But a fool is a fool on any date…!! :-P:-D

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A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge hai?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person’s really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

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Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………
Boss : ghar me bhi to badhte hai
Employee : ganja ho kar to nahi aaya hu…
jitne office me badhe the utn hee katwaye hai!!:P

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Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti.. . . .
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Dad: “Ab Kyun aayi Ho ?? . . . . .
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Ladki:
Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla,
Iphone bhi China Wala Tha.. 😛 😀

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