ARZ KIA Hai.
FIRE ko AAG kehte he
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COBRA ko NAAG kahte he
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GARDEN ko BAAG kahte hai.
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Aur “EXAMS” k samay jo kaam na kare
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Use student ka DIMAG kahte Hai !
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Different age groups:
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1st to 3rd class hey I studied everything for exam.
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4th to 6th class:”hey That
question was very hard so i leave only that question
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7th to 10th class: “hey Read only important questions..
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11th class: “i think 4 chapters are enough 2 get pass .
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12th class: “kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ??
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And in college:
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saalo bataa to dete aaj exam hai,
main toh pen bhi nahi laya.
Students While Studying For Exams
-Books N Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences
-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page
-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin ‘Headings’
-Thinkin About Where To Start From
&
Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P 😉
An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother:
Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai……
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper:
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Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
>>Ha>>ppy
<<engi<<>>>>>day
An enGineering Student went & proposed a
girl
Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?
Boy : I will do what ever u want, I vl bring
stars from the sky, I vl jump from where ever u say, I vl
do anything for u.
… Girl : Can u complete ur Enggnrng without a
single back??
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Boy : Chalta hu behan….. apna khyal rakhna … :p :O
Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
4 Years,
40 Subjects,
400 Experiments,
4000 Assignments,
40000 hours
A normal human being CANNOT do it. Those super heroes are called ‘ENGINEERING STUDENTS’ 
Happy Engineers Day
Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha-
NO MONEY,
NO FUN,
YOUR SON.
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Jawab aaya-
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How Sad,
Very Bad,
Your DAD.
If engineers buy ipl team the Names of the teams would be
1.RAJASTHAN RECTIFIERS
2.KOLKATA FUSE WIRES
3.MUMBAI INDICATORS
4.DELHI T****T BEARINGS
5.DECCAN CAPACITORS
6.CHENNAI SUPER CONDUCTORS
7.BANGALORE BACKLOGGERS
8.PUNJAB P-N JUNCTIONS
Signs of a Engineering Student:
1. Jo samajh me na aaye use out of course
declare kar dena ya option me chhod dena.
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2. Har semester k end me aelankarna ki agla
sem achhe se padhenge.
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3. Padhai karte waqt cell silent par rakhna and
har 5-5 minute me dekhna ki koi msg to nahi
aaya.
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4. Group study k waqt bar bar kehna,
“Chalo ab padhte hai, ab koi bakwas nahi
karega.”
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5. Kuch bhi padhne se pehle, pages count
karna.
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6. Common dialogue: Kal se pakka
Padhunga…:p :O