4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein…
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.Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo…
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Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta…
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Lady doctor pagal patient se: Mera Dupatta Utaro
Pagal: Ok
Lady doc: Ab Meri Qameez Utaro
Pagal: Ok
Lady doc: Ab jaldi se Meri Salwar bhi utaro, jaldi utaro naa
Pagal: Okkkk
Lady doc: or Ainda Kabhi Mere Kapde Nai Pehnoge, Ok
Or.. Aaj 1 baar fi _//_ Aap.ki soch dirty rahi,, aakhir aap apni soch kab badloge,
1 Ladki Chai bnani thi
Lekin uske pas dudh nahi tha,
Phir usne apne kapde uttare
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Or Dusre kapde pehan kr dudh lene chali gyi.
Apni Soch ko badlo Kmino.
Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
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Teri Zubaan Ko.
‘Larki jub saray kapray utaar laiti hay to kia hota hay?
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Taar khali ho jati hay.
Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
If Electrical Engineers make Hindi films, The names will be like this
*Current Ho Na Ho*
*Jaanam Supply karo*
*Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge*
*Kabhi AC Kabhi DC*
*Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He*
*Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya*
*Capacitor No.1*
*Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam*
*Fuse To Udna Hi Tha*
Different types of Girlfriend fighting
with their boyfriend..
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Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt
Samjha
Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat
Sikhao Samjhe
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Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke
hath me de dungi
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C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh
samjha…
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Engineer’s Girlfriend :
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” Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna 😛
Relative : “Last sem he na mechanical ka.??”
Boy : “Ha”
Relative : “job mila?”
Boy : “Na”
Relative : “Toh kya karega Engineering ke baad?”
Boy : “Kuch bi karuga bus Apki tarah dusro ke dimag ki Maa-behen nai karuga.. 😛