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Height of ßadtameezi
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Phone Rings
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Tring
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Boy: Hello Pappu hai..??
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Girl: Nahi hai
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Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega!!

Two Friends Were Walking But
Suddenly They Stopped..
1st: Oh My God, My Girlfrnd And
My Wife Are Coming Together..
2nd: Damn Mine Too….!
Do u get this
If not then watch pogo

I told her : If you love me, kal red pahan ke aana.
Wo black pehan ke aayi…
Mujhe bura laga.
Par Jab wo coffee uthaane jhuki toh maine jaana ,
Pagli andar se pyar karti thi…

How fight starts…
A couple see’s a sexy girl in mall..
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Wife: So big, aren’t they???
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Husband : Ya, Awesome!!!…
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Wife: Are they artificial???
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Husband: I think natural !!!
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Wife: Natural Earrings???
And the fight started…hahaha

World’s most Romantic lines said by a Girl to her Lover….
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“ACHA BABA, LO KAR LO”
Samajh gaye to thoko LIKE wrna POGO dekho POGO 😛

1st Girl To Another:
Kal Sapne Main Mujhe Koi Chaqoo Maar Raha Tha.
2nd Girl:
Tu daar Mat,
Agar sapnay sach hotay To main rozana PREGNENT hoti.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant..
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Boyfrned: Are u Sure, Ye mera BacchaHai.
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:
Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega..??? 😀

Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6″ long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?

Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
i cant tell such words

Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

On Weekend Night, WIFE in romantic mood:

“Aaj muje Rassi se bandh do or jo krna chaho kr lo.

Husband ne usay bandha

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dosto k saath ghoomne chala geya…:-):-D