Girl Short Kapde Pehn Ke.
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Me Choti Lag Rahi Hu Na ?
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Badtmeez Ladka : Saare Kapde Utar De.
New Born Baby Lagegi.:P
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A couple sees a hot girl..
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Ear-rings & Natural??
Total Silence
Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?
Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.
Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai.
Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.
Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
What’s An Average 6 Inch Long
Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!
Always Think POSITIVE
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”
Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne
10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
SARDAR After finishing MBBS.
He checked his FIRST patient’s
Eyes
Tongue
&
Ears
By TORCH!
&
Finally he said
“Battery is OK.
1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?
Nurse: karega kya
Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya…
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…